Fastest Pour In The West

Many Thanks to All About Nothing

Yeah, That's Right, Cowboy

I'm a bit more mature than these heifers you been herdin', but I can give you a buckin' you won't forget anytime soon. This ain't my first rodeo, but I'm a long ways from goin' to seed. 


So, don't be yellow, Buck. Take me on and I will show you a hell of a fine time.


Eternally Grateful to Atompunk

Hey, Jackass

Get yer tub-bucket off my girl friend's shoulder.

I don't care if she is grooming it.


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

This Cowboy Is Not As Stupid As He Looks

He knows the more she struggles, the more likely they'll pop right out of that puny top.


Source: Mustardy Yellow Aura