Before or After?

Carol Doda, famous for getting one of the earliest breast augmentations.

So, am I to believe that this is a picture of her AFTER that surgery. The sag in her breast tissue is uncharacteristic of breast implants.

I am more likely to think this is a BEFORE pic. And, frankly, I like them this way.

Many thanks to Retrozone

The Future

Where superheros will be named after strippers.


Via Atompunk

Bubbles Darlene Here

Girls, you work hard to keep a minimalist household and maintain your showgirl sexiness, and sometimes, it all gets just a bit too much. When that happens to me, I take a couple of Binge-A-Dreens, and stand on my head. In a few minutes, I am ready to clear clutter and melt butter. Plus it gives a little lift to my ribcage bumpers. Get a bottle today at your local Marquette Noir.


Eternally Grateful to No, You Shut Up

And This Move

...means you are about to see some very nice tits.


Klept From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

I'm Just Sayin', Sister

It's about the only place in town hiring right now.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

At Chez Fleshy Delights

"...and I'm telling you, Honey, that if those charlies are for real, then I'll deed over my dear old mother's prolapsed uterus to you. And,believe me, Bubby, I don't part with that easily. So, come on, Shirley, and show these folks what you can do with the groceries. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Yujestt, Chicago's Premiere Tittyshaker!"


Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!