For The Serious Audiophile

Cranz-Tallywhacker stereo equipment is preferred 10-to-1 by demanding listeners everywhere. Little Malston Bleeker of Gads Hill, Missouri refuses to listen to Aerosmith on any other system.


Only Cranz-Tallywhacker blows the competition (and your clothes) away.


Courtesy of An Exquisite Paradox

Yabba Dabba Doo!

The scruffy crow had a habit of coming around and pacing back and forth on the ledge of the living room picture window. One day, the thing got into the house while we were asleep, and when we got up, we found it this way.


My pop said softly as he reached for the broom, "Goddammed thing has seen way too many episodes of 'The Flintstones'".


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