The Skull Is Not Moving

Yo mama is.


Many Thanks to DeScepter

That's For You

Porter Wagoner.


Nicked From It's Not Safe Here

Elvis Costello?!

"He looks like a fuckin' chartered accountant to me."


Via It's Not Safe Here

Duckie, If I Had Legs Like That

"..., I would bloody well keep the spindly things under wraps."


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

I Guess Because It's So Big

The kids at school called Dwayne "Dinosaur Brain". He was too stupid to be offended.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality