In Case You Haven't Noticed

I'm in charge here.


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams

Don't Spag Us, Roobster!

Shalbrinna and Zozz Edmunds want to send a message to Markesans of Marin County. "You are welcome in our lair anytime, but leave your Markesan attitude at the door. We dress the fool and we love it, and we don't want to hear any blaggard comments about it. And don't call me Shpug."


Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Oh My God! My Butt. My Butt!

Ernie had sat in the wrong place for sure this time.


Many Thanks to Negative Pleasure 2

Your Frustration Is Obvious

You are not allowed.


Happily Pillaged From Random Index

Fish-Fly, Door-knob Me Not

The Horse, Radish, is quite nice on the double-teat twins' lingerie. They are curious about the large housewife-hand that threatens to slap them with a fine for lacking cerebrums. But, they worry not, for their breasts are the highlight of the brainless talliwag squirting ceremonies.


Via Random Index

But Not Necessarily In That Order

Courtesy of Monster Man

Earline's Hope

Some day my prince will come. 


Eternally Grateful to Tofutti Break

The David Lynch Inn

Off of Route 66, Shawnee, Indiana. Indoor plumbing.


Via Luna Pancake!

Oyk, You Have Retracted

"And, so I sez to her, 'Dolly, if yer goner eat that piñata, then yer better be wearin' somethin' sheerer than that dry cleaners bag yer wearin'.' Well, yer woulda thought I had told her she 'ad an extra 'ead. So, I threw up a baby right there. Mind you, I was topless at the time."


Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine

Bitch, Please

Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Timmy Schluttkaus Was A Sensitive Fellow

I never saw him without his security panties, always worn on the outside of his trousers.


Much Obliged To Tack-O-Rama

The Gong Show, Uncensored

Much Obliged to I'll Tumblr For Ya

Mike Tyson Bus Ad Campaign Deemed Highly Successful

"Let me smell your bunny plug, Bitch."


Via I'll Tumblr For Ya

Oh, Good

I have been needing to have my filmth eaten for weeks now.


Via Simple Dreams

We Like To Call This

Horseback Riding With Many Pendulous Objects

Via Low Down Coyote

Whacked Out Cartoon Of The Week

Many Thanks to Happenstance

Sphata Culture

Bollaspanatika! I believe I am ready to implant the Svorcch device. Will you come and check my kaashvah. It is oozing, but I am not sure it is quite effulgent enough as yet. No, my sweet berazzda, you will olfactorize it soon and swoon from the pheromones. 


Many Thanks to Astral Eyes

Nazi Miracle

Nella was 4th generation Third Reich. At age 19, she began to experience oozings of a white viscous liquid from between her toes. This unguent when applied to the forehead, caused the person to manifest the Nazi mindset; in fact, it was reported that once the substance was absorbed, the person invariably stood and gave the Nazi salute. 


As Nella matured, the flow of this liquid became more and more pronounced until the young woman was producing gallons of the stuff daily. She was co-opted by the local secret Nazi underground, and a grand plan was built around the phenomenonal material. 


Here she is seen attended by her SS lady-in-waiting during one of her daily harvesting sessions.


Many Thanks to Moth Milk

A Magazine For People Like Squashpants

Too bad it is no longer published. Hmmm, maybe there's some issues on eBay.


Much Obliged to Monster Man

OMFG!

"My hands! They're flanging! OMG! Aiiiieeeee."


Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia!