Honey?

Where did you put the turkey baster?

Much Obliged to DTYBYWL

Yet More Proof

That when you see the text "Ex Libris" on an etching, expect a naked lady somewhere in the work.


More Awesome Stuff from Sloth Unleashed

I Don't Know What It Is About

...cheap wood paneling and bad art, but when I see it, I just have to take my clothes off.


Many Thanks to Mitten Drinnen

We Like To Call This

Horseback Riding With Many Pendulous Objects

Via Low Down Coyote

It's Always About

Many Thanks to DTYBYWL

Topless Witches Gone Wild

How about that 18th Century porn?


Many Thanks to Mustardyellowaura

Statue of Cerebrephalius

Greek statue (black basalt) of the demi-god Cerebrephalius, the steward of male arousal. The lack of a head is not the result of damage but is original design. The Greeks believed that when a man became sexually aroused, his mental processes wholly transferred to his erect penis, thus the evocation of the brain body taking the place of the testicles.


Many Thanks to Wunderkammer

My Majestic Lord Neptune

I have brought the Royal Spitbucket as you ordered.


Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine

An Artifact From The Future?

A "Creation Chamber" which reportedly materialized in a chapel in Serbia in 1732 and was hidden by Cisterican monks until the dissolution of the order in 1918, after which Wadeszlow Bulgarowicz, mayor of Kragujevac, kept it in his personal vault. It has just become available to scientists for study.


Not much has been published about it, but it is thought that if a sample of tissue is inserted into the chamber, it will produce an exact copy of it using the DNA of the original.


What appear to be buttons on the base of the device do not respond to pressure, and the labels thereupon are in the Latin alphabet and Arabic numbers, but don't otherwise make immediate sense.


Grates to Astral Eyes

Detail of Frisson

...in the accommodation chamber of the residence of Waltensio the Wizard in Central Moldova. An evocation of the Convocation of the Dead, carved in enchanted pink alabaster.


Many Thanks to Astral Eyes

Art Frahm Rules

The epitome of 50s Housewife Sexy. With celery.


Much Obliged to Atompunk

Honey, I'm Home!

"I just love our little bungalow."


Many Thanks to Andreaxmas

Offensive

"Hey, who cut the cheese?"


Many Thanks to Booooooom!

The Masterwork Of Dr. Venal

The Doctor and his minions were working on his ultimate evil achievement. The creation of an artificial woman who was so voluptuous that no man could resist her. He would use her to influence people in the government who could further his plans for world domination.


However, Venal had run into a problem. The woman, while still in the gestation chamber, had developed free will, contrary to the design, which was to have her completely obedient to the will of the Doctor.


When she came to full development, she demanded to be released and allowed to make her own life. 


Dr. Venal was greatly angered by this turn of events, but he could not maintain the powerful emotion.


Lust and love for the artificial woman was overcoming all negative emotion.


Grates to Mira y Calla

The Dirty Little Secret

Andy Warhol never discouraged the impression in the media that he was gay, but his models knew the truth. Every once in awhile, even when out in the public eye, Andy could not resist goosing whoever was handy. Whoever this particular young lady is, she was clearly not expecting it.


Another Wonderful Cop From Retrozone

Distortion Disease

Mika had contracted a rare malady. Picasso Arrangement Progression, a genetic disorder which caused the afflicted to experience gradual changes in the structures of their bodies, with an emphasis on the face. The results of prolonged operation of the disease was an appearance not unlike that of Picasso's cubism portraits.


Grateful Acknowledgments to Peach Bee

Just Because

This is just too impossibly gorgeous.


Brazenly Stolen From A 1000 Broken Dreams

Hmmm, I Don't Know

Maybe we should call in Cristo and have him wrap it.


Much Obliged to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Meanwhile, On The Other Side of the Universe

In the spiritual embrace of Praa-Regnothag...


Source: Trash

The E's Of Modern Life

On E-Z Street


Courtesy of Bezembinder's Illustrated Links