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After they bite ya, they take a piss on ya. True fact.


Eternally Grateful to Grottu Orloff's Pad!

The World's Most Honest Woman

Bobbi's next gig was swimming 20 laps in a sedimentation tank at the local waste treatment plant.

Via Nistagmus

Eat Your Peas, Mr. Bond

"Dear Mother" was the name that Frau Heino demanded to be addressed by. Hidden by the fresh roses she carried wherever she went, was a small, efficient Uzzi automatic, with which she was deadly at 100 paces. The scent of Chanel No. 5 wafted from her sinewed neck as she knelt down to inspect the little trap that held the agent fast.

Courtesy of Farbor Sid