Yet More Proof

That when you see the text "Ex Libris" on an etching, expect a naked lady somewhere in the work.


More Awesome Stuff from Sloth Unleashed

Thanks, Sister

We always wondered if you were allowed to keep your tits.


Many Thanks to Low Down Coyote

Topless Witches Gone Wild

How about that 18th Century porn?


Many Thanks to Mustardyellowaura

Gadfly Of The Materialists

John Locke -- not a housefly, not a horse fly, not a sand fly. John Locke, Philoso Fly.


Many Thanks to Random Index

I Really Appreciate The Clean-up Down There

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What Amounts

...to wild abandon in these post-modern times.


Many Thanks to 2-Headed Snake

So Good, It Needs No Additives

Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Despite The Fact

That Matthew was a Blore Demon, Lilly still loved him. But his table manners were horrendous.


Via Trash

Very Sneaky Bit Of Pornography

Very nice indeed, and the time of it's creation is ambiguous indeed. Innuendo is visualized in the inclusion of one obvious pussy and another very subtle one (accomplished in a single stroke). Adding to the sexual subtext is the Japanese intercourse vignette on the wall.


Many Thanks to Bits & Bites

Rowena's Great Regret

He was a big, strapping, handsome stud. And he had come up to Rowena's shack asking for a drink of water. One thing led to another, and he had made a pass. And Rowena, crazy horny from all the months alone, had eagerly responded, and let him lift her up and take her to her own bed.


She hadn't complained at all when he tied her to the bed and stripped her, but after he had spent his 2 minutes in her, he thanked her and took his leave.


Struggled as she might, she could not free herself from her binds. Late that night, no longer caring who found her naked and tied up, she prayed that the Lord would send someone to free her.


The wind moaned through the dark woods. Rowena was utterly alone.


Via Random Index

I Have This Plate

The Hitchhiking Angel. The comments on the back of the plate notwithstanding, there is a story that is true and harrowing.


Angels occasionally become earthbound (and actually incapable of flight) by forces which humans will not comprehend. The only way they can get back to the heavenly realms is by attaching themselves to a spirit that has just passed from a dying body.  The angel is allowed to catch a lift on the spirit of a person who willingly gives them a ride in their vehicle. Anyone picking up a hitchhiking angel can expect to have a wholly unforeseen and fatal accident soon afterward.


If you see her by the side of the road, DO NOT PICK HER UP.


Much Obliged to Replacements.Com

Charles Rutherford Murgatroyd, Sometimes Addressed As Pastor

was a high-rolling profligate in the Victorian era, who was notorious for talking prostitutes into a night at his manse, after which, according to some wags,  the prostitute ended up refunding the reverend Mr. Murgatroyd his money. Quite the colorful character, C.R. (as close friends called him) always displayed an etched depiction of the prophet Mohammed on his shirtfront, and was fond of rather pungent Colombian cigars. Pastor Murgatroyd died in a duel with an M.P. who (mistakenly) believed the libertine had cuckolded him.


Grateful Acknowledgments to Peach Bee

A Message From Mt. Olympus

His Holy Majesty Lord Jupiter advises "Dude, you're doing that rape all wrong..."


Source: My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Ouch!

What sick bastard came up with this one?


Courtesy of Grottu Orloff's Pad!