You Fool

You have failed me for the last time. When Los Panteros get through with you, they will have to pick you up with a spatula. But, of couse, you will have been parsed into handy spatula-sized portions.

Many Thanks to Nistagmus

Chef's Delight

Mrs. Arno Simka-Pavonne of Squatprocess, N.C., won the 1st prize for the best peccary pie in the State. Besides a $1000 gift card from Full of Shirt, she also is allowed to use the Mississippi for a latrine for an entire year.

Courtesy of Retrozone

The Odd Couple

The Qualbiggiuses were strange looking, to say the least. But they never ever acted as if it bothered them or registered that they looked any different from the rest of us. They were completely innocent of vanity, and both very kind and very happy. Nevertheless they were shunned by all but the most tolerant people, who all counted themselves fortunate to have become friends with the couple. 


However, their pet Poison Dart frog was a different matter.


Courtesy of Trixie Treats

And You Thought Yours Were Little Monsters

Much Obliged to Kitschy Living

What The Well-Dressed Lucha Libre Warrior Is Wearing Today

Just because I bash heads in doesn't mean I dress like a barbarian when I'm out of the ring. 


Visit Masked Man Men's Shops, even if you've never set foot on the mat.


Many Thanks to Monster Man

Just Because

I like to post something just lovely every once in awhile, and here is a mask that qualifies.


Many Thanks to Gam-O-Rama

Now We Have A Little Show For Ya Here

And, God damn your stinking holes, you are going to see it and love it.


Thank You, Bohemea

I Mask My Needs Rather Poorly

And your back is so lovely to touch.


From The Bounty That Is Fantomatik

In China

...they still remember Nixon's visit.


Via Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

Halloween's A-Comin'

And is this an awesome mask or what?


Sincere Gratitude to Retrogasm