Subliminal Messages

Precocious Peter had used his father's recording equipment to add undertones to several of his 45's, messages heard at a subconscious level, messages such as "surrender to me all your candy", "hand over your lunch money", and "show me yours and I will show you mine". 


The only problem was the fact that Peter didn't realize that he would be affected by the subliminal directives as well.


Muchas Gracias a Atompunk

Hey, Kid!

Don't get any ideas.


Stolen From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Now Yer Gonna Get It, Ma and Pa

Johnnie was an evil young prat. Always looking for ways to torment his parents, who dared to try to discipline him, he came up with a heinous little plan. The day of the fishing trip he got up before everybody else in the house and scarfed down a huge can of pork and beans. He knew they would be in their large but stuffy Hudson half the day getting to the lake, and he had such a delicate digestive system prone to generating large amounts of noxious gas.


Many Thanks to Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of Awesome!

Nah -- Ya Think So?

File in the Pretty-Well-Says-It-All pigeonhole.


Borrowed from Sloth Unleashed

The Proud, The Bad, The-Soon-To-Be-Adjusted

And we are the CIA-trained kids that are about to beat you to within an inch of your lives...


Thank you, Junk Yard Doll

Something Like Recruiting For Hitler Youth

The Paparazzi's numbers had been dwindling in recent years, so the Central Organizing Committee started an ad campaign to attract youngsters with personality disorders to the Photographer's Commune. They were determined to not allow to come to pass their worst fear: celebrities left to live their lives undisturbed.

Many Thanks To Sloth Unleashed

Children of the Darned

"One wrong move and Mr. Rover gets his leg broken."  

(Thanks to Retrogasm)