"The lady has flowers growing out of her head and tits. She just walks up to me, puts her arm around me like she's known me forever. I'm sitting here thinking 'Oy vey, another nutty burlesque chorine, like I need another one, my woodcock is not my own anymore, and I'm turning into an insomniac.' Just humor her and she'll move on to the next dummy."
Happily Pillaged From It Is Not Safe Here
"'Darlin', if I were you, I wouldn't take the term 'dummy' too literally with my case. My maker was very generous when he fashioned certain of my anatomical aspects,' And I winked at her. 'I am actually rather over-endowed for my size. I have pleasured the lovely ladies of the chorus line at the Palace Theater and The Opera in Kirksville. I have also kept company with London royalty, and am one of the few to bring Queen Victoria to the climax. So please do not make the mistake of thinking that, because I am wooden, that I do not have the means to satisfy m'lady.' That did the trick. Oh, and she was lovely, indeed, my friends."
Nicked From Sloth Unleashed
Hey, Pal, I was in burlesque. I mean, look at these peepers.
Swiped From Sloth Unleashed
Gladys Bynonacle commenting on her ventriloquist dummy, Goldiblocks', habit of lip-tweaking one of Gladys' nipples just before a performance, for good luck. The voice-thrower insists that there is nothing sexual between the couple, but Hedda Hopper has differed with her disclaimer on a number of occasions.
Source: Sloth Unleashed
