There Ain't No Cure

Much Obliged to Hoodoo That Voodoo

They Only Show Up After You've Gone To Bed

Many Thanks to Tack-O-Rama

In The Biblical Sense

Courtesy of Tofutti Break

As Opposed To What?

Sandwich filling?


Much Obliged to Dry Toasts

Ritual

Lorne Greene loved Woody Allen's books, but he always felt compelled to dress up like an indian brave before resuming his read.


Much Obliged to Bezembinder's Illustrated Links

Bookmark or Reminder?

The skull of Nostradamus sat comfortably between page 176 and 177 of the tome, blissfully unaware of the peacock quill behind, which Locke used to make annotations. The dead don't care to read, only to repose. Let the living be concerned with the knowledge of this world.


Eternally Grateful to She Walks Slowly

David Lynch's Latest Read

The man is seriously warped.


Via Cocotazo

Hey, Kid!

Don't get any ideas.


Stolen From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

The Bookworm's Demise

"Damn, Bitch. Get yer hair outta my face. Can't you see I'm trying to read here?"


Source: Peach Bee

What Am I Reading Now?

Thank You, It's Not Safe Here

Duh

Shoot, I'm looking for the book "How To Make Sure You Don't Survive an Atomic Bomb".


Many Thanks to Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Duh!

Maybe He wants you to use the brain He gave you for something more than skull stuffing.


Many Thanks to Mustardy Yellow Aura

Time To Jilt His Red Ass

Either that or go hog wild and enjoy yourself.


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