We Both Like

...skinny-dipping. Imagine that!

Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Hey, Buster

Like my buckskin vest?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Oh, Bobby, Good, You're Here

Do me a favor and place one of you big ole ham hands right here, so I can tie a proper knot.

No, You Imbecile

"Your penis will not be able to unbutton my blouse."


Nicked From I'll Tumblr For Ya

You Like My Wallpaper, Darling?

"I just love dressing in front of you."


From The Bounty That Is Simple Dreams

For Lack Of A Comma

"Sorry you have such a low opinion of yourself, Bud. Are you Russian or something?"


Courtesy of Emotional Baggage

Oh Lord

Barney had insisted I come along. I would have been more comfortable if Genevieve had been able to come along. Barney's wife, Ernestine, was making me very uneasy.


Courtesy of Susi-A

Uh, Yeah

Nice shoes ya got there, Babe. I'll just move your dress outta the way so I can see 'em better.


(Oh my God, has this precocious little girl got the  moves down or what?!)


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

We're Flappin'!

The Ukelele Sirens sexing it up in their canvas bathing suits. Some dudes in raccoon coats came by a little later and chatted them up. Nice gams, girls!


Much Obliged to I Want To Touch Your Face

If You Wanna Touch Me, Bro'

...then your prize better be at least as long as my CLEA-VAGE.


Yow!


Many Thanks to Simply Sassy

What A Naughty Pup

Doris thought, "I must remember to give Delilah the leftover T-bone. Good dog!"


From The Bounty That Is It's Not Safe Here

A Wonderful Bit Of Advertising Art

This lovely painting which (obviously) appeared in an ad for Coca Cola, appeals on so many levels: summer in the 1950s; cute, young blonde girl; flirtation; and an ice cold (cane sugar-sweetened) Coca Cola in those thick green-tinted bottles. Just enchanting.


Image Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

You Like My Bedroom Eyes, Faranji?

Will you be shocked at how lackadaisical my potty-wash habit is?


Courtesy of Trash

Yes, Within

...this bulky, frumpy cloth bag is beautiful, ivory, plush flesh in the most expansive, luscious form imaginable. Revealed to you now as it is, you can no longer deny my feminine charm. You are drawn, as in a trance, to the sweet carnal realness of me.


Another Great Steal From Sloth Unleashed

Don't Let My Boyish Good Looks Fool You, Ms. Farquar

"I don't have the slightest romantic interest in men." 


Via Sloth Unleashed

What's The Password, Mister?

I'm authorized to use deadly butt to prevent you from passing unauthorized beyond this point.




Grazie a Simply Sassy

I Had Just About Given Up On Your Showing

If I weren't so crazy about you, I would read you the riot act, but now that you are here, cocktails are in order. Now that we have your cock and my tail in the same place.


Another Great Steal From Atompunk

Hey There, Handsome

We couldn't help noticing when you came in that there are major bulges both fore and aft of your trousers. Why doncha spend some time with us and we'll see what emerges.


Courtesy of  Atompunk

Well, Hello, Young Man

Do you like the portion of my mammary glands that I am letting you see?


Courtesy of Atompunk

I See You

...checking out my bumps. 


Well, what's the verdict, Poet Man?


From The Bounty That Is My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning