Lard Above

Nadine had started to lose the amusement that she initially felt toward the receipt of a pound of lard each day at her office. She was pretty sure that it was Reggie Muctaada in the mailroom who had made some comments about how "hot" Nadine was, but if she could put on a little weight, he would no longer be able to resist asking her out.


Nadine knew of some poor families who would be very appreciative of a nice supply of high quality animal fat. 


Swiped From Unexplained Cinema

Timothy Really Liked Being In The Circus

It was all the really hot girls and women he worked around. They were so nice to him. Yeah, Tim was at the age that he really shouldn't have cared, but he was not like the other 10-year-old boys. He really, really liked females.


From The Bounty That Is Luna Pancake!

Audrey Was Love-Bombed

George could have peed in her kitchen sink and she would have put it back in his pants for him, smiling all the while.


Much Obliged to Bohemea