Police Are Looking For An Outsized, Ambulatory Cell Phone

Final moments of a telephone box.


Via 2-Headed Snake

Hey, Ya Fat, Illiterate Bitch

It's "Who is this Tamika?".


And, Dude, you deserve exactly what you have.


Stolen From A 1000 Broken Dreams

Not Him Again

"Just tell him to go to Hell. That always puts him in a good mood. Otherwise he'll just cuss and warn you not to hang up."


Grateful Acknowledgments to Peach Bee

Duh

And do I look like someone who would know where this "sell phone" you're looking for might be?


Eternally Grateful to Bohemea

Why Do I Put Up With This Man?

OMG, he's at it again, posing on the front rampart. And, what's worse. He absolutely refuses to buy me a cellphone. I am ready to go back to Mick, Hon'.


Grazie a Life on Mars

I Knew It

I had always thought there was some ordinance in effect about this because it seems that no one dares to exempt themselves from this irritating, obsessive behavior.


(Don't tell anyone, but I don't own one of the little beasties)


Many Thanks to Tofutti Break