Vera Van Hauten and Her Mischievous Monkey was the name of the act. But few people knew that Cho-Choad the Monkey was actually Mr. Van Hauten. Yes, they started out as partners, but it didn't take too long for Vera and Cho-Choad to fall in love and get married (homobestial marriages are legal in Tibet, and recognized world-wide). So far there has not been the sound of (really) little feet around the Van Hauten household, but the couple tell us they do not intend to stay childless for long.
From The Bounty That Is Retrozone
"Can you believe that someone thought that I would actually consider playing a role in this. Honestly, it's a real dog, I t- Oh, sorry, Old Fellow. No offense meant. Just an expression. You understand. Anyway..."
Many Thanks to Retrozone
