You Think Too Highly Of Yourself

You don't even deserve this meager horror of a meal.

Image pillaged from Eye of the Hellhound

What Y'all Be Feedin'

Yer zombie hogs.

Many Thanks to Glyphjockey

Chef's Delight

Mrs. Arno Simka-Pavonne of Squatprocess, N.C., won the 1st prize for the best peccary pie in the State. Besides a $1000 gift card from Full of Shirt, she also is allowed to use the Mississippi for a latrine for an entire year.

Courtesy of Retrozone

I Am Home

The Brew must flow...


Eternally Grateful to Luna Pancake!

It Was Delicious

Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

So What Are You Telling Me Here?

That you are selling imitation crustacean meat made from doggies?


I'll pass.


Much Obliged to Tofutti Break

Sammy Was Gonna Be Rolling In Dough

He knew that in this neighborhood there were hundreds of middle class hippies who liked to get high as often as possible, but who lacked reliable cars. Sammy had a rock-solid Land Rover and could accommodate 7 hippies on trips to the local Taco Bell, when the munchies hit them.


He simply attached this sign and a duplicate to the sides of his Rover and parked outside the entrance to Stilton Acres.


Nicked From Tofutti Break

Something To Make

...you throw up in your mouth a little.


Many Thanks to Tofutti Break

Or Maybe Not

When your vision starts doing this kind of thing, it's time to switch to tea.


Many Thanks to Retrophile's Oasis

Meet My Buddy, Y'all

Courtesy of Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Just Don't Try To Sell It On The Front Lawn

...unless you want to get your little ass arrested.


Swiped From Tack-O-Rama

Eunice Was Determined To Make It A Hit

However, even with the free samples, she wasn't having much luck pushing the Salmon Shakes.


Courtesy of Tack-O-Rama

Absolutely Wonderful Vintage Ad

Too bad the product didn't live up to the advertising. Nevertheless...


Many Thanks to Mostly Forbidden Zone

Pull Up A Chair

We're having horse crap tonight, Boys!


Many Thanks to Engrish Funny

You White People Be A Mystery

They're more excited by the coffee than the fact that there is an erect, clothed cow serving it.


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

As Opposed To What?

Sandwich filling?


Much Obliged to Dry Toasts

Wunderbar

More beautiful Asian soft drinkery.


Via Sloth Unleashed

I'm Telling Ya

I can't imagine a more tasty cold breakfast than cornflakes bathed in real cream!


Via Sloth Unleashed

Seen On Drudge Report

I thought the juxtaposition of these two images was, well, interesting. King Abdullah might want to take advantage of this special from Domino's.


Many Thanks to Drudge Report

Something Yummy For My Readers To Look At

This looks like pure french fry heaven to me.


Courtesy of Moth Milk