Shee-It

This bitch be pimpin' my style!

Many Thanks to Lemonade Standhttp://kate-monsterr.tumblr.com/

You Fool

You have failed me for the last time. When Los Panteros get through with you, they will have to pick you up with a spatula. But, of couse, you will have been parsed into handy spatula-sized portions.

Many Thanks to Nistagmus

Fred Was Determined

that he was going to get laid at this rally.

Much Obliged to Dry Toasts

What Y'all Be Feedin'

Yer zombie hogs.

Many Thanks to Glyphjockey

Yeah, And Hey, Benny,...

"...could ya get one of your pals to come along for a date for Patrice? She's no Marilyn Monroe, but she really can hum, if ya know what I mean..."

Many Thanks to Unexplained Cinema

Fastest Pour In The West

Many Thanks to All About Nothing

Mail Order Fantasy

What you thought you were getting when you sent in your $25.99 back in 1978...

Via Random Index

I'm Taking

...a quick dump. Will you get the fuck outta
 here and let me do this?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Mohamud's First Day

,,,as a valet parker didn't quite go as well as he had hoped it would.

Many Thanks to 2-Headed Snake

There Ain't No Cure

Much Obliged to Hoodoo That Voodoo

You're Weird, Dude

Popeye had a real thing for flat-chested gals...

Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

We Both Like

...skinny-dipping. Imagine that!

Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Chef's Delight

Mrs. Arno Simka-Pavonne of Squatprocess, N.C., won the 1st prize for the best peccary pie in the State. Besides a $1000 gift card from Full of Shirt, she also is allowed to use the Mississippi for a latrine for an entire year.

Courtesy of Retrozone

Sally, After "The Unearthly"

‎"Tor (Johnson) was a real challenge to my trying to stick to my fashion model diet. That man could eat everything you threw at him and make you want to join in."

Many Thanks to Retrozone

. . . , fascist doors!

Courtesy of This Isn't Happiness

Headlines The Next Day

"Superman Charged With Assault and Battery"

Many Thanks to This Isn't Happiness

What?

I do NOT get forgetful when I drink. Whatever gave you that idea?

Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

The Best Wedding Gift Ever!

Thank you so much for the maid, Honey! Breakfast ready soon, Josefina?

Many Thanks to Tack-O-Rama

The Mirror Revolts!

Many Thanks to This Isn't Happiness

Honey?

Where did you put the turkey baster?

Much Obliged to DTYBYWL