Showing posts with label scary faces. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scary faces. Show all posts

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sunday, January 8, 2012

So I Sez, Officer

"..., I am pretty sure there is no law against my looking this way, alarming though it might be, I am violating no one's rights and I am completely helpless to change it. He gave me a ticket anyway. Jackass."


Nicked From Monster Man

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

You Cocksuckers

I'm no longer young. Look at me. My wasted youth has wasted me. But I still have the rage and the glory within me. You fuckers may not be able to stand to look at me, but you're goddam sure gonna listen to me.


Now launch this fucker! ~


Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

My Cousin Nicky


Nicholas, one of my many cousins on my father's side of the family, was afflicted with Guzalu Syndrome, which distorted his features into a demon-like visage. Despite his scary face, Nicky was a really nice kid. Bullies never fucked with him. When we would visit him and his family, it always took some time to get used to his appearance. After we did, we were just a bunch of kids having fun.


But we never, ever, played hide and seek with him. 


Grates to Grottu Orloff's Pad!