Aldus Magnus, Chihuahua Aristocrat

Reginald Aldus Spotma, 5th Canine Duke of Britany, Summa Cum Dogmus, Esperantu, on the lawn at Notre Dame.


Woof, Ladies. He's single.


Courtesy of Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Now, See Here

"What is this 'Wall Mart' you keep referring to? Is it one of those Bolshevik co-ops that are becoming so fashionable? I really do need a new bustle and I shan't want to know that it was made by the sweat of some oppressed seamstress. Are you listening, Henri?"


My Eternal Gratitude to My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

I Say, Lord Carrington

Do you really expect me to believe you're carrying a cucumber in your pants pocket?


Courtesy of My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

The Game's Afoot!

"By God, Camden, haven't you a clue as to who the blaggard is depleting the quail population on the estate? I'll have the poacher by the balls and feed him to my godmother if I have my way. Now, fetch me some Cognac, for I am severely parched."


Much Obliged to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo