"The lady has flowers growing out of her head and tits. She just walks up to me, puts her arm around me like she's known me forever. I'm sitting here thinking 'Oy vey, another nutty burlesque chorine, like I need another one, my woodcock is not my own anymore, and I'm turning into an insomniac.' Just humor her and she'll move on to the next dummy."
Happily Pillaged From It Is Not Safe Here
Hey, Pal, I was in burlesque. I mean, look at these peepers.
Swiped From Sloth Unleashed
"...and I'm telling you, Honey, that if those charlies are for real, then I'll deed over my dear old mother's prolapsed uterus to you. And,believe me, Bubby, I don't part with that easily. So, come on, Shirley, and show these folks what you can do with the groceries. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Yujestt, Chicago's Premiere Tittyshaker!"
Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!
