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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

The Gong Show, Uncensored

Much Obliged to I'll Tumblr For Ya
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Labels: baldness, general bizarreness, humor, knives, nipples, screencaps, The Gong Show, threats, TV

Saturday, December 17, 2011

They'd Had Enough

Bald White Guys -- don't make 'em mad.


Source: You Can't Piss On Hospitality
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Squashpants
Rut-Tut-Tut-Samordabager, Minnesota
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Many blogs address a single hobby, interest, passion, or subject. This makes it easier to appeal to a certain audience. However, I have many interests: obscure and/or Golden Turkey quality movies, comics, nostalgia and retro culture, music, arcane videos, commentary on various subjects...and a bit of cheesecake. And I will mix it all up here, with my own unique and crazed point of view. You might find it interesting for a few minutes.

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My Blog List

  • Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of AWESOME!
    It’s a new web series from Archie McPhee!Every episode of Archie... - It’s a new web series from Archie McPhee! Every episode of *Archie McPhee Archives with Mr. Q* takes a look at ten items from our archives of weird stuff.
    6 years ago
  • Black Sun
    KOUSOKU ESPER - Japanese electronics giant Toshiba, is the result of two major companies merging in 1939. The first was Tanaka Seizosho who manufactured telegraph equipme...
    16 years ago
  • COTTON CANDY TRUANT
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  • Enoch Bolles
    Today is National Legwear Day! Enoch Bolles has them covered - Today's celebration is right up our man Enoch's alley. While painting covers for Filim Fun and other magazines in the 1920s Enoch had a busy side gig ...
    1 month ago
  • Hot Buttered Groat Clusters (Hey, That's Me!)
    My Kind of Anime - *This one ain't messin' around. Gettin' down, gettin' nasty.* *Yay!!!* Pillaged from Eye of the Hellhound
    9 years ago
  • John K Stuff
    Spring Break Sale! - Hi folks,Just thought I'd let you know that I have a sale going at my store from today through Friday April 10. Also if you want to see what I'm up to you...
    7 months ago
  • Mad Mad Mad Mad Movies
    Super Xuxa versus Satan (1988): or, Brazilian Wacks - Friends, there have been dark days at the Vicarage. For the last two years and change, your ever-lovin' Vicar has found himself stuck deep in the Slough ...
    11 years ago
  • Magic Carpet Burn
    Put Me Back In My Tomb - I have retired MCB but just wanted to let ya'll know I've fired up a Musick Blog and will be spending time over there from now on. Please check it out, it...
    14 years ago
  • MONSTER BRAINS
    Osamu Tezuka (1928 - 1989) - [image: Osamu Tezuka - Shonen Magazine Cover, 1970]Shonen Magazine Cover, 1970 [image: Osamu Tezuka - Shonen Magazine Cover Illustration 1970]Shonen Maga...
    4 years ago
  • My Monster Memories
    The Monster Times Star Trek Special #2: Part One - In 1974, while perusing the latest issue of The Monster Times I had just picked up, I saw an advertisement for both the Sci-Fi Special (in magazine format)...
    8 years ago
  • Neat Stuff Blog
    Vintage Reno, Nevada - Reno, Nevada, in the 1950's and 1960's. Barney's Casino, Lake Tahoe Horseshoe Club Joe Mackies Red Bull Restaurant & Casino - Winnemucca, Nevada Joe Ma...
    11 years ago
  • The Bloody Pulp!
    "The Vanishing Dead" & "Chant of the Dead" - Today the theme is Death! Both of our stories from *Horror Tales*, Vol. 2 No. 4, July 1970 are concerned with the departed, so I thought I would give you...
    14 years ago
  • THE HORRORS OF IT ALL
    The Beautiful Robot - *Ziff-Davis* occasionally advertised their Golden Age comic books as, *"Wholesome reading for the entire family." *But I'm sure some of you will agree, *"...
    6 hours ago
  • THE MÜLLER-FOKKER PULPBOT EFFECT
    ON FERME ! - Parce qu'il faut parfois changer de crèmerie, parce que Blogger nous casse les bombecs avec ses mails de "modification du règlement relatif au contenu",...
    11 years ago
  • Twisted Vintage
    The Game - *To unlock Level 2 of The Man In The Moon Game and view The New Twisted Vintage requires 1000 followers. There are 20,000+ rare and original images that y...
    10 years ago
  • WORLDWEIRD CINEMA
    THE END OF WORLDWEIRD CINEMA?!? And the latest from Mondo Macabro!! - So I'm sure most of you have noticed that there hasn't been much going on here of late. In fact, it's been more than four months since my last post. My tha...
    15 years ago

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Not Necessarily Blogs, But Cool Nonetheless

  • Atlas Visuals Sword and Sandal Catalogue
  • Blonde Zombies
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  • Comics and Magazine Cover Browser
  • Internet Movie DataBase
  • Monster Crazy
  • Plan 59 Mid-Century Museum
  • Retrogasm
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