You Shit-Eating Hussy!

We'll teach you for daring to be prettier than us.


From The Bounty That Is Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Well Done, Servant

"Now here's your next task. You will go to that whore Schiguenda and insert a dormant Mwatta Worm up her bung -- no I don't care how you manage it -- and then wait for it to dehibernate. When her teats fall off, then I want you to tell her that Queen Kluggananda sends her regards and wishes for her many years of  dry sylph-tunnel and acid tears. Come back with psychishare images to prove your fulfillment of my desires and I will give you one of my attending maidens to do with as you please."


Nicked From Astral Eyes