Steady, Clementine

The good news was, the extra leg made Clemmy exceedingly balanced. 


The bad news was, there was no room for a vagina.


Much Obliged to Tofutti Break

Huh?

Turns out Frank's schlong was so humongous that he could only get the head of it halfway in before Gladys was screaming in pain.


Nevertheless, he considered it his husbandly duty to go all the way.


Much Obliged to Turhan's Bey Company

Oh No!

That -- that looks l-like my Maw.


Grazie a Weird Animals Eating Chemicals