She's Still Pretty Green

But they thought they could trust Vera to work in the Lung Cancer Ward.


Courtesy of La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

I Couldn't Help Noticing The Scars On Your Wrists

How long ago did you have the Carpal Tunnel surgery?


Another Fine Steal From It's Not Safe Here

I Don't Appreciate Your Comment, Nurse-Supervisor

My neckline is purely therapeutic.


Via Farbor Sid

The Apartment Building Has A Tumor

It's in an early stage, though. I would say mid 19th Century.


Many Thanks to Bababadalgharag

So, I Hear

...that you are an amateur gynecologist.


Many Thanks to Bohemea

Just What I Always Wanted

A picture of your cholostomy stoma, Hon'. 


Kissy, kissy.


Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Hello, Medi-Com Center?

I'm being grilled and I can't get up.


Thanks Very Kindly, You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Distortion Disease

Mika had contracted a rare malady. Picasso Arrangement Progression, a genetic disorder which caused the afflicted to experience gradual changes in the structures of their bodies, with an emphasis on the face. The results of prolonged operation of the disease was an appearance not unlike that of Picasso's cubism portraits.


Grateful Acknowledgments to Peach Bee

Oh, And That Makes It Okay?

Whoa!


From the Venerable Sex Dog

Another Good Reason

...not to believe everything you read on the Internet.


Many Thanks to Miss Cellania

Oh, The Marvels Of The Machine Age

An early attempt to deal with intestinal hernias, the Truss-Minder, severely restricted the user's movements, that is, until the wheeled version came out.


Source: Retrogasm

So Young, So Leathery

Little Hassan was only 10, but his elephantiasis had spread to the point that his whole lower body was not distinguishable from the lower portion of an elephant's leg. He enjoyed great postural stability but had to hop to get anywhere.


Stolen from Oooh So Good

Good Lord, It's Metastasized!

Somehow, the Tumor Pullover never quite caught on.

Courtesy of Sloth Unleashed

You Dog You

Bettina knew that Clarence lacked something in the looks department compared to her other patients, but, oh Baby, what a tongue that man had.

A Debt of Gratitude to Sloth Unleashed

I Finally Went For Lasik!

"Hot damn, I can see the Mars Rover now. Hang on, I'll read ya the license plate numbers."

Thanks to Retrogasm