If We Haven't Got It, You're In Luck

The new Chinese restaurant in town featuring little-known delicacies of the Far East:


      1000-Year-Old Eggs
      Chicken Anus Soup
      All-Natural Duck Smegma Foo Yung
      Tiger Slug Bung Rolls


 among the wonderful and fragrant dishes awaiting you at Nasty Buffet.


Where our motto is "You Not Had Nasty, Til You Eat Hair".


Much Obliged to Luna Pancake!