Thirsty?

You'll be thirstier still after you scarf down this baby. Yum yum.


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We Wowed Them in Schenectady

The Squeege Sisters and Mickey, former circus act, now touring the Northeast in underground vaudeville houses. Variety says "The Entertainment Personification of Polymorphous Perversity -- bring your raincoats!".

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Claudette For The Ages

Claudette Colbert, on the set for her movie "Cleopatra", looking startlingly post-modern.


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A Steamy Inquiry

Would it be fair for one to say
That, before the bosomy day,
Falsies for those not so chaste
Were reserved for below the waist?


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Golden Bat Cigarettes

If you are familiar with the Japanese sci-fi/fantasy film "Ogon Bat", then you will recognize elements of that film in the imagery for this ad. 

And you will be scratching your head at the choice of that theme for a tobacco product.

Ya gotta love the Japanese for just these sorts of weird juxtapositions.

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Oy Vey

That's what I call desperate for a bath.


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Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Anna Held

Singing her beer hall hit, "I'm A Little Strumpet".


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Maybe Even

...give up being a Juggalo.


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Yep, There Ya Go, Atheists

If you're right, we all have this cheery little scenario to look forward to.


Enjoy.


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A Slight Misunderstanding

Waldo seemed to have not grasped the concept of a "trophy wife" and had paid a lot of money to a corrupt justice of the peace to marry him to this, this -- thing.


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Hey, Ya Fat, Illiterate Bitch

It's "Who is this Tamika?".


And, Dude, you deserve exactly what you have.


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C'mon, Butterfly

Cain't be that hard. They's civilians doin' it on the TV alla time.


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