I've Got My Priorities Straight

From The Bounty That Is A 1000 Broken Dreams

Since My Dear Wife Has Called To My Attention That

...the last several posts have been "disgusting", I am posting this in hopes of adding some balance.


Enjoy.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Don't Try This At Home, Kids

"Only we professionals know how to do it and not get hurt."


Many Thanks to The Baby Shakers Club

Oh, Pardon Me

"..., but that's my train. See you Tuesday."


Courtesy of Random Index

An Injection Of Color

Because this last sequence of posts has been consistently colorless. No other reason, really.


Besides, alternate universes are fun.


Many Thanks to Random Index

But I Thought The Boys Would Find It Rather Attractive

"Yes, Dear Sister, I know there's some noticeable spread and flattening..."


Muchas Gracias a Lushlight

I Rather Feel Like A China Plate

After Chasey finished her elaborate tattooing, she no longer felt the need for clothing. She claimed that it felt as if someone had covered her with a napkin.


Eternally Grateful to Lushlight

Where It All Started in 1956

Those fucking narcissistic, exhibitionistic cell phone pics in the bathroom mirror.


Thanks for nothing, Vivian Maier.


Eternally Grateful to Lushlight

A Hard One To Call

Which pleases the eye more? The sharp classic car or those plush, plush thighs?


Lifted From Lushlight

What The Bible Left Out

"Ah, to heck with her. Never could tell my wife anything."


Source: Dry Toasts

Excuse Me

Is this the Bureau of Geek Affairs?


Many Thanks to Dry Toasts

Boom Shaka-Laka-Laka Boom Shaka-Laka-Laka

The vestibule in my new manse.


Grates to Dry Toasts