Sunday, December 4, 2011

My Russian Readers

I have noticed of late that quite a few of you folks from outside the United States who look in on my blog are from Russia.


As in the case of readers from other non-US countries, I am thrilled to see you taking an interest in my little project.


If you feel inclined, please leave me a comment on a post you particularly enjoyed to tell me a little about yourself.


Thanks and best regards.


Squashpants

You!

Are you clever enough to hurt me and give me pleasure simultaneously? If so, I will give you my body to practice on. Oh, Mister, I need to have you on my nerves. I need to feel your lust violently.


Do as I say, you!


From The Bounty That Is Bohemea

I Did It Again

Britney had slipped into another altered state in which she imagined she was in a nude photo shoot for Victorian Brothel magazine. She was totally unaware for a full hour that she was sitting in the parking lot of a Walgreen's at 1:00 am.


Many Thanks to Bohemea

Chauncey Self-Actualizes

Most people never find the self-fulfillment of doing what comes naturally to them for a living, but Chauncey was not one of them.


Much Obliged to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Yikes!

Someone give me a beer. Quick!


Once Again, Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

You Go, Girl

Seriously, folks, this is EXACTLY how I felt about my high school experience some 45 years ago.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Did I Hear That Right, Human?

You forgot to buy Kitty Treats yet again?


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams

You'll Never Sleep Alone

"And I had this dream about a bunch of white people watching me sleep."


Borrowed From Bohemea

Sven, Isn't This The Cutest Kitten?

Sven? 


Nicked from A 1000 Broken Dreams

Hidden In The Table Top

...was an exceptionally strong wedding cake magnet.


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams

You In New York, Muthafucka!

Thank you for being paranoid, self-absorbed, and heartless.


Muchas Gracias a A 1000 Borken Dreams

Cannibals Gonna Cannibalize

Long Pork Party!


From The Unbelievable Sex Dog