Avast Ye!

The emergence of Madame's assets were greeted with applause and cheers.

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Booty Call

Hank hated to go out in public because he had the world's most attractive butt for a man, and he found that both men and woman were so fascinated by it that when his jacket would ride up for any reason, the nearest person (interestingly enough, never his wife) immediately grab for that anatomy.

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The Twins

She spent more time than she thought reasonable assuring associates that she had not had breast augmentation surgery...

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Hubba Hubba

The sailors would have found the vision horrifying if it hadn't been for the fact that they had been at sea without respite for 130 days.

The Captain tried to buy the giantess a drink.

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Back Off

"Hey, we found a car. Nobody in it. It's ours now. We've staked our claim. Don't try to take it from us."

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Hello Kitty Indeed

"Are we driving someplace, or do you plan to ply me with some catnip?"

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Yes, it has been a hella long time since I have posted here, but I wanted to see if posting something anew would cause a blip in the traffic across my old blog, so I have reposted an item that I first posted on my Facebook page, The Hell You Say. If you like this sort of original captioned image post, come on over to my FB page. I have been posting new pics for a long time, and there is a shitload of stuff you haven't seen yet.

Playtime

By now, Jimmy had figured out the drill. Recognizing that look on his mom's face, he knew that the next words out of her mouth would be "When I get this into the oven, we'll have 45 minutes to go in the bedroom and mess around with Mr. Happy".

Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Vintage-Retro