Yeah, And Hey, Benny,...

"...could ya get one of your pals to come along for a date for Patrice? She's no Marilyn Monroe, but she really can hum, if ya know what I mean..."

Many Thanks to Unexplained Cinema

Fastest Pour In The West

Many Thanks to All About Nothing

I'm Turning It On

My kitchen masturbation monitoring system.

Much Obliged to Random Index

Mail Order Fantasy

What you thought you were getting when you sent in your $25.99 back in 1978...

Via Random Index

The Rear End

...of a sweet late-50s Dodge sedan. Man, they knew how to style them then!

Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

I'm Taking

...a quick dump. Will you get the fuck outta
 here and let me do this?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

The Prodigal Returns

Well, I have made a 180 degree turn.

As it turns out, Facebook has a rule against posts involving nudity, and as my friends here no doubt know, at least half of what I post has some kind of nudity,

I can't live with that kind of limitation on my creativity, so I am closing my FB page, and returning to my blog.

I hope you will forgive me my dalliance. I am chastened, and am determined to make another go of Hot Buttered Groat Clusters.

So, let's stop bawling, and get to work!  

After some long consideration, I have decided to de-emphasize my blog for a new page on Facebook. Most people online today are also on Facebook, so I am hoping that if you have been used to visiting Clusters that you will be willing to join my page (just find it and Like it, then all my posts there will show up in your feedstream).

Its name is Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisiton.

(There are 2 pages with this name, but mine has a cartoon pirate for its avatar)

I do the same sorts of photo captioning there as I do here, and I am reprising many of the posts on this blog. But I am also adding  new material that I am not posting here.

Please do join me on Facebook. Still no ads. Still no hassle. Still crazy funny stuff.

Have a great day!

Mohamud's First Day

,,,as a valet parker didn't quite go as well as he had hoped it would.

Many Thanks to 2-Headed Snake

There Ain't No Cure

Much Obliged to Hoodoo That Voodoo

You're Weird, Dude

Popeye had a real thing for flat-chested gals...

Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

We Both Like

...skinny-dipping. Imagine that!

Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo