Titanic Needs

...that no man was big enough to satisfy.


Klept from Retrogasm

Oh, Baby

Those 1961 thighs!


Via Retrogasm

Whatcha Starin' At, Mister?

Fuck off, ya bastard or we're callin' the cops.


Happily Pillaged From Retrogasm

Is This Really

...an issue for young women? Is the tampon persona non grata?


Eternally Grateful to Retrogasm

The Monkees

Not only are these photos singularly unflattering, but they make the boys look like the Bad Posture Kings.


Happily Pillaged from Retrogasm

How Many Things

...do you suppose get invented because of sex?


Via Retrogasm

Presentation Is Everything

Costume design can be used to cause 'titillation intrigue' by exposing and lifting the breasts in a way that they are not ordinarily seen. This costume is an example of the concept, as not only does it expose the top of the breast but also a fair amount of the line of the underside allowing for the fulsomeness of the organ to be accessed by the eye.


Courtesy of Retrogasm

The First Take

of the scene couldn't be considered without the censorship bar because the crotch of Tinkerbell's suit was insufficient in material to cover her delicate crotch-flower.


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

Bosco Didn't Usually Do One Night Stands

But the little boy was so darling, and he swore that he had doggie treats.


Courtesy of Retrogasm

Now There's A Scientific Study

I can get behind!


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

God, I Love Rowan Atkinson!

I assume from "Blackadder Goes Forth".


Many Thanks to My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

The Queen

...has a touch of diarrhea today.


Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

That's The Signpost Up Ahead

Your next stop...


From The Bounty That Is Luna Pancake!

Whaddayamean My Hair's Too High?

Next thing, you'll be telling me my toenails are too long.


Much Obliged to Luna Pancake!

It's Unfortunate

When your dog is the cutest thing in the picture.


Happily Pillaged From Luna Pancake!

The Hot Dog Of Damocles

Hung over June throughout her workout. 


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

I Hate

...drinking gin and tonic all by myself.


Grates to Luna Pancake!

Cha-Cha Heels

I'd better get some.


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Unless, Of Course, You Are Cheryl Tunt

Then you tell your co-workers as well.


Images Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality and Funny Junk

Oh, Hon'

Yer doin' it ALL WRONG.


Happily Pillaged From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Well, When You Put It Tha

Who Cares Where This Fucker Came F

Here's Some More Intermission Ads

I haven't posted any drive-in intermission ads videos in awhile, so here's a nice little clip for your pleasure. They're vintage, they're fun.


Many Thanks to YouTube

Can I Have Some Of What She's Smoking?

Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Now We're Talkin'

...bout some REAL terrorism.


Eternally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Mommy, I Want One!

Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Huhwell, Dude, You Bet

If the prospect of feces decorating the head of your cock excites you...


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

And, Coincidentally

Neither do we.


Etermally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Lookin' Good, Babies

Nice bones!


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Life Is Good

Life is good!


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Who Said Magic Shows Are Boring?

Many Thanks to RockyRakoon

In Case You Haven't Noticed

I'm in charge here.


Via A 1000 Broken Dreams

Have I Got A Guy For You, Hon'

Images Courtesy of A 1000 Broken Dreams

Mommy, I Learned A New Word At School

That's very nice, Dear. But I would have thought they had taught you "cunnilingus" or "vulva" or something equally sophisticated by now.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Silhouette, Oh Silhouette

can we not go tete-a-teat?

Much Obliged to The Constant Buzz

Nice Calves, Lady

Much Obliged to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Hey, Buster

Like my buckskin vest?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Little Georgie Had Been Toking Up

just a wee bit too often...


Courtesy of I Want To Touch Your Face

If Looks Could Maim

Hey, Baby. How about lancing my boil?


Many Thanks to I Want To Touch Your Face

Yes, It's True

"The Princess Bride" is every bit as awesome as has been rumored.


Courtesy of Lemonade Stand

The Real "Eternal Triangle"

Many Thanks to Lemonade Stand

Talk About Your Bad Aim

Camel Toes in the Stream?


Courtesy of Atompunk

Even When They Made Them Ugly

....it was with a solid sense of style.


Many Thanks to Atompunk

Paula!

Oh, did I catch you in the middle of Second Breakfast?


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Oh, Pardon Me, Hon'

I see yer dance card be full.


I Will Never Be Able To Repay You Can't Piss On Hospitality

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Oh, wait. I guess you can.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

It's Understandable If You Cannot Resist My Beauty

Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Don't Spag Us, Roobster!

Shalbrinna and Zozz Edmunds want to send a message to Markesans of Marin County. "You are welcome in our lair anytime, but leave your Markesan attitude at the door. We dress the fool and we love it, and we don't want to hear any blaggard comments about it. And don't call me Shpug."


Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Golly

Wish they had had services like this when I was a young man.


Eternally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Let's Take Another, Mildred

This time, how about not smiling quite that much? Think Mona Lisa.


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality