Of course, this is one of Gil Sonic's bastardizations thereof.
Many Thanks to Monster Man
I have recently come upon some of my older posts for which the link to the image no longer can be resolved. So, no picture.
Whenever I find these, I will remove the post.
My apologies to those who find only the caption for a particular post. I hate that.
...of classic ads done by the awesome SomethingAwful.com.
Happily Pillaged from Mitten Drinnen
This is the archetypal terror situation for a 50s boy or girl. Dad's a milkman and Mom is throwing him outta the house.
Eternally Grateful to Mitten Drinnen
The perfect post card for you.
Can't Get Enough of Mitten Drinnen
"Ab Fab" is on in 10 minutes, Hon'.
Stolen From Mitten Drinnen
...be any sicker than this?
Courtesy of Mitten Drinnen
Don't count on any nookie tonight, Jackass.
Many Thanks to Mitten Drinnen
My poor old mother can no longer sell her body to buy us food. I give green stamps.
Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine
We're having horse crap tonight, Boys!
Many Thanks to Engrish Funny
Oh, when will we do something about these tragic deaths.
Via Tofutti Break
Detail of stereo sound system dashboard controls.
Nicked From Tofutti Break
...for the STDs alone would bankrupt you.
Much Obliged to Tofutti Break
Yeah, that's just what they look like.
Much Obliged to Tofutti Break
Let me fix it.
Many Thanks to Tofutti Break
There is such a thing as too thin. Ask Karen Carpenter.
Happily Pillaged from Mustardyellowaura
I tripped over your fatass ego on the way in. How 'bout movin' it over a few feet, Churl.
Via Mustardyellowaura
I honestly do not know where these idiots get the notion that conservative folk (like myself) hate minorities and gay people. Sure, we don't fall down on our knees and worship their "otherness". I have no problem with any of these groups (or individuals within), but I don't like having their differentness flung in my face like they are daring me to be unpleasant towards them. Give me a fucking break.
Much Obliged to Mustardyellowaura
How about that 18th Century porn?
Many Thanks to Mustardyellowaura
Actually, you remind me of pussy more than dick, but we won't quibble over equipment concerns.
Happily Pillaged from Lethal Dose
You've seen the video.
Courtesy of Luna Pancake!
They're more excited by the coffee than the fact that there is an erect, clothed cow serving it.
Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!
...and eat your Cheerios.
Much Obliged to Astral Eyes
Bollaspanatika! I believe I am ready to implant the Svorcch device. Will you come and check my kaashvah. It is oozing, but I am not sure it is quite effulgent enough as yet. No, my sweet berazzda, you will olfactorize it soon and swoon from the pheromones.
Many Thanks to Astral Eyes
Yeah, it's true. She doesn't look like she's a rocket scientist by any means. But she is a sexual genius because not only does she have wonderful, er, attributes, she also has a Betty-Boopish kind of facial charm that no heterosexual man would be able to resist.
A real eye treat, oh yeah.
From The Auspices of Atompunk
A straight guy can't appreciate beautiful clothes? Don't you believe it.
From The Bounty That Is Atompunk
Where superheros will be named after strippers.
Via Atompunk
A date with a Vivian Vance look-alike.
Many Thanks to Atompunk
It's such a cool picture. Enjoy.
Nicked From It Is Not Safe Here
Real Housewives of Graveyard Junction.
Via It Is Not Safe Here
This photo is clearly from the early 1930s, and the lady therein is French. But her presentation and the lusciousness of her corpus is rather anachronistic, especially given the un-30s-like design of the dress she is wearing.
What a cutie.
Courtesy of It Is Not Safe Here
This is how JW's look in my nightmares.
Happily Pillaged from It Is Not Safe Here
Using a flame thrower to light a cigarette. Or a sledgehammer to press a button. Whew. The kid will be a zombie.
Many Thanks to It's Not Safe Here
The Glenniston family was a gloomy lot til Rock Botticelli knocked on their door. The independently wealthy young man rolled in one of his multi-thousand dollar juke boxes loaded with all the latest rock and roll hits, and set it for unlimited free play. The foursome perked up and began to move and groove with the music. Rock had done his good deed for the day so he had a beer at Barlebys and drove with Peaches to lover's lane. Life was good.
Many Thanks to Doo Wop Daisy
Do me a favor and pop down to the apothecary and pick me up some Niblett's, eh, Darlin'?
Many Thanks to She Walks Softly
Sandwich filling?
Much Obliged to Dry Toasts
Is there anyone out there that does not find this movie(?) poster disturbing?
Many Thanks to Dry Toasts
A lot of these old ads serve to portray the transportation technology long ago. The design of these is often so crude-looking in comparison to the counterparts of today as to make one wonder if they in fact worked. I mean look at this thing! It looks to be too small and insecure to provide solid get-around.
Nevertheless, people got about on such things.
Many Thanks to Retro-a-rama
This goofy little prediction of styles in the later 20th century from the Thirties actually looks pretty nifty to my eyes. Wondering where the electric cord is for the lights, though.
Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo
First, we eat. Then, we eat.
Much Obliged to Retrozone
So, now that same-sex marriage seems to be inevitable, what can we expect next from the enlightened social forces? Polygamy legalized? Well, why the hell not?!?
Many Thanks to Retrozone
My idea of the perfect movie for Saturday 2:30 am.
Much Obliged to Bleeding Brains
This was my 5th girl friend, Hannah. I wanted someone a little more conventional than the mutants I had been dating. Yesiree, she was a lot of fun.
Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains
The Wampa-Pagnet, a human mutation that has some very unique paranormal powers, and an appetite for ordinary things such as money. A lovely thief to look at.
Many Thanks to Moth Milk
Photographed by Yul Brenner.
Many Thanks to Susi-A
Been offline for a bit as we moved from Houston, Texas to Northfield, Minnesota.
After we get settled a bit, I promise I will get back to posting.
Never fear.
